Jim Norton (comedian)

Jim Norton

Jim Norton is meaty breasted tinkle drinker.

Having started his life at a very young age, Jim Norton lived in Edison, New Jersey, where he started a game called "Monster Rain," this game was perverse in its very nature, so his parents moved the family to North Brunswick, NJ, just 5 miles south of Edison.

In North Brunswick, Norton fell into a bad crowd. He joined a gang called "The Lords" and they terrorized rival gang "The Schwoogies" from whom they stole Kangol hats and drugs. His addiction to narcotics and booze, along with his sexual trysts involving Jimmy Robinson and one of his mother's friends, Helen, lead him down a path that could have lead to death.

Norton cleaned up his life, and has been sober since 18.

He began working as a stand-up comedian and got gigs opening for Andrew Dice Clay, he also forged friendships with Lewis Black, Rich 'stink ear' Vos, and Patrice O'Neil, who plays the naughty black puppet on "Crank Yankers" as well as the title role in Peter Jackson's remake of "King Kong."

Jim Norton became a regular on the "Opie and Anthony Show", which was taken off the air by Infinity Broadcasting for broadcasting a couple performing Anal Sex in St. Patrick's cathedral, New York City.

Two years later, Opie and Anthony resurfaced on XM radio, only this time playing second-fiddle to Jim Norton, who, through his role as a Surly Truck Driver in the Sam Rami action-flick "Spider-Man" utterly eclipsed them in popularity. The new "pogram" called "Norton & Friends" is an eclectic melange of humor, song parodies, offensive material, and political discussion. Some would say it is nothing more than a rip-off of the "Scott and Todd Big Show" or "The Big Greasy Breakfast" but it is different, since they are on Satellite Radio they can use the word "Cunt" without fear of FCC fines.

Jim Norton is rumored to be HIV positive, but the only thing he has tested positive for in real life is OAV.