Gordon Keith
Gordon Keith is a radio personality, part of the "Dunham And Miller" morning show, heard 5:30–10:00 AM on sports radio 1310/1700 AM "The Ticket" in Dallas, Texas.
He has gained a considerable amount of notoriety for his humorous "characters", such as The Fake Jerry Jones, The Fake Jason Kidd, Triple Fake Norm, Ribby Paultz, Oil-Derrick Norm, Seattle Slew, and The Fake Tiger Woods. He also has been a part of many wacky "bits" over the years, such as his escapades through downtown Dallas in a devil costume, and for what is considered by many to be his crowning achievement, when he was arrested at Lambeau Field in Green Bay for shouting such comments as "Bart Starr was overrated!" and "Jerry Kramer was offsides!", heresy to those who live in Green Bay. He was incarcerated at the local prison and released on bail.
Not all of Gordon's antics have been amusing to everyone who listens. He caught considerable flack for claiming on air that he had married a black woman and therefore understood the difficulties of a jungle fever relationship. His racial humor has always been a bit more tense, and less successful, than his other attempts at humor, such as his use of suicide as a punchline, and all his general mocking of the dead. Still, many consider Keith a genius, and women around Dallas find him sexy even though he is very "doughey".
Gordon has also made many confusing catchphrases popular in the Dallas area, with quotes such as "Have good and get give" and "Bloody pants says I love you real hard".
He also works hard to educate people about the dangers of AIDS, and created HIVy, the official AIDS mascot.
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