Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Ghastly's Ghastly Comic is a webcomic by Chris Cracknell, A.K.A. "Ghastly", dealing with anime fetish and paraphilias. One of the most notable themes is tentacle rape, as the subtitle of the comic is "Tentacle Monsters and the Women Who Love Them".
The plot is about two tentacle monsters (they may be aliens, but their origins are not specified), Glemph and Nort, who hang around in a Canadian bar, "The Spanked Monkey", and who meet several people who have trouble fitting into normal society because of their deviant behaviour or sexual preferences.
Characters
Glemph: the blue tentacle monster. He has high moral standards and is easily offended by sex and brutality.
Nort: the green big-eyebrowed tentacle monster. More perverted than Glemph, he is often sex-starved and likes to have fun, despite criticism from his friend (brother?) Glemph.
Kiki: a beautiful and gentle dark-haired woman (who may be Japanese or not). Her sexual fantasy is tentacle rape. She has particularly a liking for Glemph, who rejects her advances. In default, she tries to get raped by any tentacle monster she finds attractive, such as Tentaclax.
Chibi Sue: a very small blonde girl in a Japanese sailor outfit. She is actually a 36-year old woman stuck in a "chibi"'s body, complete with mitten-like hands. She has trouble finding acceptable sexual partners, as looking like a very young child, she only attracts scary pedophiles. Though appearing innocent, she can sometimes have a downright evil mind.
Fnanp: a teenage boy who is extremely fond of Dungeons & Dragons and other RPGs. Always dressed as a wizard and wearing big glasses, he has tried to invoke "for real" Great Cthulhu, only to discover the "Great Old One" is really still a harmless baby. Worse, he's been stuck with the job of babysitting "Lil' Cuthy".
Hammer: the bartender and owner of the bar "The Spanked Monkey". He is a large and hefty man, tough on the outside, but with a soft and creamy center. His bar policy is being tolerant towards all customers (except Bunny Boy towards whom he has a personal dislike). His past is shrouded in mystery, ranging from cowboy to homicide detective, and for some reason always seems to involve a young man named Clem who is continually masturbating, always telling him "Clam, if you don't [quit masturbating], you can't be on our [team] anymore".
Freddy: a redhead futanari otaku. He/she is always cheerful, constantly speaking in a babble of random quasi-Japanese. Dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl, Freddy is also obsessed with sex (particularly sodomy) and takes any opportunity to play around with his penis, which makes him "genki" ("cheerful"). Though crazy-minded, Freddy is very tender and friendly with people, often to their dismay.
Smokey: a "father-knows-best" middle-aged man who perpetually smokes a pipe. He acts like a normal family man and seems very respectable, although his fatherly advice is often mixed with sexual innendo. He often looks after Peep, Glemph's nephew and sometimes gets laid (usually accidentally) by unusual women like Freddy and Zsa Zsa. Experience with Freddy made him very afraid of stumbling into another futanari, but even though he takes precautions, he is still under that running gag.
Peep: Glemph's nephew. He is a short and innocent little tentacle monster child. He knew nothing about tentacle rape when propositioned by Chibi Sue (who thought he was a "mature" chibi too), and accidentally learnt from Glemph that "Tentacoo wape" is about raising tentacles in the air. Peep sometimes stays at Smokey's house, where he likes to pretend he's an imaginary crime-fighting ninja called "Zipper Ninja" (due to the fact that he wears a Gimp mask) with a kunoichi green-haired girl, "Muchi-san" (called so because she wields a whip), using a box of old sex toys as crime-fighting props.
Brewster "Da Funk" Bombe: an ancient African American Blacksploitation film star from the 1970s. He is a party-goer and enjoys picking up girls. Alas for him, the only girl he managed to "get down" with so far has been Freddy.
Hentai Guy: a young Japanese man, he is a spoof of the protagonists of hentai games, who very often have black hair obscuring their faces and penises shown as transparent. Hentai Guy is noticeable for having a literally invisible penis, which allows him to harass women secretly...
Zsa Zsa: a young (?) white-haired European woman with a quasi-Russian accent, Zsa Zsa is a bisexual dominatrix always dressed in purple leather and wielding a whip. She loves SM sex and enjoys whipping Smokey or Drunk and Bitter Jesus.
Drunk and Bitter Jesus: Jesus himself appears in the comic. He is back from the dead, but after having been nailed and persecuted, he has become drunk and bitter and hangs out in The Spanked Monkey, often giving out cynical philosophy to the other patrons. Drunk and Bitter Jesus is one of the most popular characters in the comic.
F'Ga: a pink one-eyed tentacle monster. He's queer, "he's here, get used to it". He is currently in a committed relationship with a human named Bobby.
Chick Boy: an extreme-right religious fundamentalist who forcefully distributes Chick Tracts. Chick Boy only desires to convert those around him to the joy which is hating people for Jesus. He preaches against homosexuality and deviance. Because of this, he got kicked out of The Spanked Monkey, after which he was seduced by Freddy. The two have since become something of an item.
Bunny Boy: Bunny Boy is a crazy but proud boy who is into furres, dressing into a fuzzy rabbit costume. He enjoys shocking people with his sexual antics, but then complains of being "oppressed" when people express their disgust.
Kwerki: a very odd and possibly quite deeply disturbed young woman, who wears an oversized, stretched sweater, workboots, and a blank stare. She is often heard philosophizing about sex to anyone who will (or are unwilling to) listen.
Cosplay Girl: A girl who cosplays in a hybrid anime suit, but she doesn't do it just for fun: cosplaying is part of her everyday life and what she really wants is to get attention from those around her. When she expresses her distress, she can be very talkative.
Tentaclax: a tentacle demon lord who was banished from hell and who walks the Earth until he can prove himself as a demon by losing his virginity. Though he seems large and imposing, he is very shy and has trouble approaching girls to rape them.
Michiko Amano: a typical anime Japanese schoolgirl who is shown inside tentacle monster fantasies or imaginary stories during the comic.
Notes
- One running gag throughout the comic is about a "sad girl in the snow" which is a reference to Ghastly's old drawings mocking Piro of Megatokyo. Sad girls in snow.
- Freddy was based on old pornographic drawings of James from Pokemon.
- Ghastly spoofed Megatokyo in an episode, by (falsely) revealing that Piro was a girl. He (she?) was then often used as the subject of the "sad girl in snow" gag.