Gelgamek

The Gelgameks are a species of aliens featured in an episode of the Comedy Central cartoon, South Park. Little is known about them, except that they are greenish creatures from another planet.

In the episode "Red Hot Catholic Love," they were represented at the Vatican, where a collection of priests and cardinals are discussing the priest sex abuse scandal, which, in the South Park universe, is fully known of and accepted by all Catholic priests (except Father Maxi, the priest from South Park). The head of the Gelgamek Catholics angrily objects to Maxi's suggestion of allowing priests to have sex with women so as to not encourage molestation, saying "The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth! Do you really expect us to have sex with that?!" It is unsure where the Catholic Gelgameks came from, though Catholics on South Park had made attempts to proseltyze an alien race before, the Marklars. Also, according to the episode Canceled, a popular alien reality show is titled "Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek"---though details are not mentioned, one can speculate that their genitalia may be the source of some of the show's drama.