Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is a fictional villain from the Austin Powers trilogy. He is played by Mike Myers.

An immensely obese (weighing in at a metric ton) henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard served Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers and conquer the Earth. Fat Bastard eventually left Dr. Evil's employ and relocated to Japan. There he became a sumo wrestler, and despite trying to go straight, he would still occasionally carry out an odd job for Dr. Evil. Eventually, thanks to the Subway diet, he would eventually lose all of his excess weight, though, thanks to all his excess skin, his neck "now looks like a vagina."

Roger Ebert referred to Fat Bastard as "we can't even say his name!". Some film critics in conservative papers refer to him as "obese illegitimate child".

Fat Bastard is also the name of a wine (unrelated to the movie villain). Fat Bastard was a term that the British gave to a good French wine. The wine is named from this derogetory term given to a good wine.